''Husbands In Goa''
''Husbands in Goa''
''This wife is a troubIe and gives hardIy a weeks rest''
''Husbands in Goa''
''Wedding is a magicaI circIe, It rounds you Iike a cycIe''
''It tempts you Iike a pudding''
''But then it turns into a headache''
''Wife is Iike bread and butter. Better make the butter better''
''But you are my onIy sweet heart''
''Like you sky that come together that forms a rainbow''
''Making the Iife beautifuI''
''Husbands in Goa''
''If you get married you are screwed''
''Make sure your kite doesn't break away''
''She Iooks Iike a nightingaIe but actuaIIy is a fightingaIe''
''Man ruIes the whoIe worId, woman ruIes the man at home''
''The Iogic wouId make a Iion a cat''
''If the Iips are tied together Iike the fIower''
''This Iife is beautifuI''
''Husbands in Goa''
''This wife is a troubIe and gives hardIy a weeks rest''
''Husbands in Goa''
''You have been asked to go to the chamber, your case's verdict is earIier''
But it was toId that the verdict is at 11 O cIock.
This guy is.. His advocate hasn't reached yet.
Look advocate, I cannot wait for so Iong for anyone,
I want my divorce as soon as possibIe.
You were so desperate to get married.
CaII your advocate.
Who is his advocate? -Advocate Jerry Thomas.
Jerry sir? - Ok. CaII him.
Why are you Iaughing?
The phone got disconnected. Must be driving.
I want divorce.
I want it more than you do.
PIease caII him again. CaII
Isn't it Advocate Jerry sir's number?
Yes it is. But Jerry is very busy.
Madam, it is a matter of my Iife and death. PIease give him the phone.
Jerry, there is caII for you.
I toId them that you cannot disturb Jerry now. That he is very busy.
PIease pIace the phone here.
Sir, this is me Santhosh.
They have caIIed the verdict earIier, where have you been?
Santhosh, I have been on a more important think now.
The tea is there.
Seems Iike he is in a tea staII.
Sir, come here. WiII buy you as many teas as you want.
Stop taking tension. Nothing wiII have happen. PIease reIax.
PIease pIace aII the cIothes on the washing machine there,
But sir... - No.. Not that. One minute.
What do you want for Iunch? - Sambhar
Sir, you don't have to worry in the matter of food.
I wiII buy you nice chicken biriyani from the canteen here.
Sir, pIease come here soon and get me my divorce.
Santosh I wiII not onIy get you a divorce but aIso find you a nice girI.
PIease pIace those cIothes there.
Got it. My advocate has the same probIem as me.
I got engaged in some cases of water authority and eIectricity. Come here.
No, whiIe waiting for you...
...we spoke for some time and have decided not to separate anymore.
He is not aII that good as it seems to be. - Not even me.
Come. Look, he is caIIing.
Just think over it, you might not get such a chance again.
The advocates humor.
My awkward situation.
Even that is gone.
Sir it seems the prices of Cucumber has gone up?
What?
I meant, the prices of the cucumber has gone up.
Stop trying to tease me.
Sir, you are the one who buys the vegetabIes for home...
...so thought you wouId know.
What is wrong with men doing househoId chores?
Do we have some particuIarjobs for men and women? No, right?
I wiII buy vegetabIes and cook. That is my goodness.
But peopIe say, that it is your wives Iuck and that you are scared of your wife.
I wiII show you today.
What is wrong with heIping my wife..
Neck Tie shouId be of this measure. Go
For a cucumber..
I was giving the measurement of the neck dock forthe advocates gown.
Sit down madam
I am Annie, wanted to fiIe a divorce petition
Very good, divorce is the most beautifuI aspect of a marriage.
It gives thejoy of removing a tight shoe.
TeII me what is the exact probIem?
See Mr Jerry, My husband is very arrogant.
ProbIems started the day I got married and not recentIy...
...even on the first night he sIapped me for caIIing him by his name.
He is the man.
I have a shopping craze. The day I shop a bit more, he wiII abuse me.
Smart man.
He drinks every day.
Don't tempt me.
He is a cameraman.
He wouId start fights with peopIe on the set and Ieave the project midway.
He traveIs everyday, totaIIy irresponsibIe.
I wish to be reborn Iike him.
I have doubts that he is cheating on me.
Lucky guy.
I can't toIerate this. I want divorce.
Why not, Iet that guy Iive in freedom.
What?
What did you say your name was?
Annie
Annie, give the detaiIs to Rameshan.
To strengthen your case, we need proofs and eyewitness.
I wiII gather that.
Men shouId not be egoistic. Women are not a man's sIave.
Every man comes out after being in a woman's womb for ten months.
Correct madam, Iikewise every woman sIeeps with a man...
Nothing madam go.
A reaI man treats his wife Iike a sIave.
Sir, this is chartered accountant Govind sir's documents.
Praise the goddess. TeII me Jerry.
I have attested the address change after getting it from the Notary.
Where is he, Govind?
Ohh, he is roIIing
Even today?
Yes, three rounds are over and now it is the fourth one.
Who is it Abhi? Is that Jerry? Jerry, she is making me roII, wiII caII back
You are not supposed to taIk
Abhi, can I get some water?. - No, the outcome wiII be Iost.
My stooI wouId pass
Not this way, that way.
Whichever way I have to roII. Forgive me.
TeII me Jerry.
But Abhirami, he roIIed day before.
That was in the Shiva TempIe.
That was for the husbands weIIbeing.
This is for the whoIe famiIy's weII being.
Jerry have you roIIed. - No.
Even if it is in the church, you can roII.
The growth of Govind is simpIy because of this roIIing and devotion.
Now next week, I have to take him to PaIani and shave his head.
Why are you running? Has the eIephant Iost it?
Not the eIephant but your grandmother...
Make some way, someone is roIIing.
AIright, ask him to come to the office or do you have some roIIing in the evening?
No. This is evening, it is some prayers at the tempIe.
That is for my dead grandfather.
The rice their is great. We wiII come home with that rice.
Praise the goddess.
Oh Iord.
He has no sense. Does anyone caII whiIe in the tempIe?
Did you see my husband? - Who is your husband?
Who was on round.. - Round..There he stands.
No, not that round. He was roIIing and taking a round.
RoIIing. Is he the one who is coming?
Oh you compIeted this quickIy?
Don't they say, someone who practices can Iift an eIephant?
No, there is something fishy - Nothing Fishy. I roIIed.
He didn't roII compIeteIy.
Since he roIIs everyday, we don't have to wash the tempIe pathway everyday.
See Abhi, he is teasing me.
PeopIe don't caII me MuraIi Govind but RoIIing Govind.
This rituaIs are to be done with joy. Why did you think you roII?
That is what peopIe ask me? Why do I roII?
To have a chiId.
Abhirami, for that we don't have to roII here. Let us go home and roII.
Ok I wiII roII. ShaII I roII? I wiII roII.
Arjun...Arjun...
Do you have any doubts?
When wiII this cIass get over?
I am a human being, peopIe need some rest.
I am your husband and don't you think you shouId give me some rest.
Get up at 5 and study tiII ten.
Then my Job. Then study again. I am bored.
The great peopIe have said that one shouId study tiII death
But not to die studying.
Veena first of aII, stop your EngIish.
It boost our confidence.
Every month we earn a hundred thousand from this coaching cIass...
...and that is because of EngIish.
I agree.
I am happy that my wife makes money doing such a differentjob...
...but I have my own interests.
If you insist of making an IAS officer out of an interior designer Iike me.
My husband shouId be the greatest in front of my famiIy and friends.
PIease...I wiII heIp you.
I wiII heIp you pass the IAS exams.
This is the chapter whiIe you were sIeeping
Someone or the other comes when you are studying.
They are the saviours.
I wiII be right back
Praise the goddess.
Come Abhi.
Where is he? - He is studying.
I thought so.
She said you were studying but it seems he is sitting idIe.
Where were you today?
Where was the Iast pIace we roIIed? -AnandavaIi tempIe.
AnandavaIi tempIe.
Here is the bIessing
I wiII appIy it.
Here. - There is no space for it.
This AnandavaIi tempIe's bIessing rice, the wishes wouId come true.
We wiII have Chapati and chicken curry tonight
Chapati and chicken curry!
HoId this, we wiII eat Chapati and chicken curry Iater.
This is tempIe's bIessing. You cannot say no to it.
You have to suffer what I suffer.
Eat it fast. This is how her father died. Eat. Don't Ieave anything.
Studying is betterthan this.
No, eating this after you roII ten rounds. This tastes so awesome.
WeII, we came to teII you that we have a prayer sitting the coming Thursday.
We have a high priest coming. A hundred thousand is the expense.
It is notjust for one who conducts it but even for the ones who participates.
Do come.
I have a cIass that day, I have four batches that day.
MonthIy it is worth a Iakh and Iakh and a haIf.
That means, you get what Govind gets a week.
HaiI the goddess.
Your chapati and chicken curry... Govind, Iet us go.
PIease do come on the prayer day.
I have caIIed Teena and informed.
There is no reIigious aspect to this prayer.
Let us go.
A IittIe bit more... - Do you want a IittIe bit more?
Go after sometime.
Can we go after some time? - No, we have to attend another prayer.
We have one more to attend.
See the benefits of EngIish.
She didn't caII us for our weII being. She wanted to show off.
WiII have to toIerate then too.
No. You cannot sit.
My Iegs are hurting.
I was getting bored aIone.
You came?
How is it? Spent a Iot of money.
I know how it is.
When did it start?
When it started he was young.
Now it is women's prayer. OnIy women may sit here.
Not you, onIy them.
We can Ieave. You stand here.
FinaIIy some benefit for being a man.
WiII the house catch fire?
In that case, it shouId have happened during the house warming.
I am asking out of curiosity, do you pray to Iive or do you Iive to pray?
24 hours you keep on worshipping.
Don't misunderstand me but...
...what about the human emotions that exist between a husband and wife..
...have been kept for worship..
Not yet?
Got screwed.
AII that is funny for you, I am a bacheIor for a Iife time.
EarIier every time I heard the names of the Gods, I wouId feeI devotionaI...
...but these Gods are my enemy.
Am not afraid of the deviI but the Gods because they make you roII.
Hey, do you know something.
Every time I see a road I feeI Iike roIIing.
That is ok.
If in case there are no cares of buses, you can just roII and reach.
AII these are comedy for you.
They say it is after praying in 150 tempIes, that thing was born.
That is how these devotion started in the famiIy.
Didn't you see that guy inside?
That priest?
Not a priest, that is her brother. He is a whoIesaIer of devotion.
To be honest I just wish to escape from this heII and go Iive aIone somewhere.
This is the same thing that I prayed for.
Is it? - Yes.
So we aII prayed for the same thing.
You? - Hmmm. - Even him.
What unique thought process!
Studied in the same coIIege, Iiving in the same city...
....and going through the same experience and just one prayer.
There is some God wiII in this.
Ok, Iet us escape to some pIace for a week...
...from this wife, this house and aII the tensions.
From aII the tensions, we can go somewhere and rejoice.
It is easy for you to say.
If I am Iate by minutes she wouId caII me and say...
HeIIo Arjun, it is 6 O cIock and time to study.
I don't know EngIish, so that is ok.
If we can show that we are moving away for our wives than it wouId be fine.
No Ioop hoIes.
How is that possibIe?
Even though our wives modus operandi is different...
...but their intention is the same.
They just want their husbands to be one step ahead of the other's husband.
Ahh, they wiII think of things that are impossibIe.
That is not what I meant.
Let them insist us to go for some officiaI purpose...
...to three different pIaces is how we wiII pIay.
I wiII do the compIete pIanning for that but where wiII we go?
To PaIani (a reIigious pIace) - Trash him..
Sorry man, even my honey moon was ceIebrated in PaIani.
It is ok. Let us go to Kashmir.
Is that where you honeymooned? There are terrorists there.
We Iive with our wives, what harm can terrorists bring to us?
That is right
Isn't there a better pIace?
Let us think..
Think...Think...
Rameshwaram...
Mukhambika...
VaIIikavu...
Husbands in Goa...
Goa..
Husbands in Goa...
No... If I can carry it so far, I know how to take it to the Kitchen.
This is not for that but to congratuIate you. Read this.
Give me the Iist of things that is to be bought tomorrow, tomorrow itseIf.
This is not it. Just read it.
10 days training. Stay in DeIhi.
An opportunity to get preference to be the magistrate.
So.
So?!
It is true when they say that Gods don't have reIigious differences.
That day at Abhirami's pIace on the day of prayers, I prayed whoIe heartedIy.
Just to puII down their pride.
This is it. You wiII have to go to DeIhi, come what may ever.
What are you saying?
10 days Ieaving this house,
...Ieaving you and without cooking for you, you want me to go to DeIhi?
No, I can't.
I can't.
I know you are sad but this is matter of pride.
This Ietter arrived when Dad was around...
...and this was in EngIish so dad expIained it to me.
ImmediateIy, I ironed aII you cIothes and got everything ready.
Since it was the first time, a shirt got burnt.
It is ok even if the shirt got burnt.
I wiII go since you want me to.
Even though I am sad I wiII go to DeIhi...
...but one thing neither Veena nor Abhirami shouId know about this.
Otherwise they wiII create probIems.
I know that.
But then when I think of ten days without My Tina.
PIease don't cry.
There is no point spending Iakhs of rupees on devotion and prayers.
You shouId have a nice heart.
It was because of our good deeds...
...that we got this memo to join UAT coIIege for coaching.
And then I said...
Arjun...
Why aren't you happy?
What happened Arjun?
I want to see you to my heart's content.
For the next ten days I wouId be in BangaIore without you.
With your words fiIIed with Iove, saying 'Study Arjun, Study Arjun'
I can't even think about it.
Don't even caII me. - Why is that Arjun?
If I hear your voice, I mightjust fIy back to you.
In that case, I wiII give off to my students and come aIong with you to BangaIore.
No, don't do that.
I don't want you to sacrifice your happiness for mine.
You be happy. Teach students and you be happy.
No, I am not going.
I don't want prosperity.
There is just prosperity in this whoIe worId for me and that is you.
The one who tied the..
No, the one whom I tied the wedding pendent around.
Even I am sad.
But then everything is god's wiII. You remember what the swami said.
So what I am saying is the head of this famiIy shouId go fortwo...
Two pIus eight that is for ten days to Haridwara and pray.
Haridwara? - Haridwar. That must be in MaIayaIam.
What is this?
If he does that, the virtue of this househoId wiII be tripIed.
Not just that the woman of this house wouId be betterthan her friends.
Did you hear that?
But there is one thing.
The wife shouId not accompany the husband for the prayers.
Oh that is sad.
LoneIiness is important or some disaster wouId faII upon you.
What do you say?
We wiII do it. We wiII send him aIone.
I caIIed you afterthat Vodafone comedy show.
Your performance was good. She beIieved that you were a priest.
So whenever I need you I wiII caII you in between.
I don't think it is possibIe because I am getting some caIIs forthe seriaIs.
You shou'Id act in seriaIs but don't act in devotionaI seriaIs.
Why? - My wife wiII recognize you.
And then next week I have my performance.
PIease vote for me and do ask your wife to vote for me.
I wiII. - You know my format, don't you?
Yes I do. It is No B space. Right? - Yes.
And give me that, it is on rent.
That is mine.
Don't grope someone Iike this brother.
Govind...
Why are you Iaughing?
What Abhirami? Laughing? I am sad.
What wiII happen if we don't obey god. The worst is I wiII die.
What?
Ten days without you. When I think about that?
You don't have to be so sad and go on this, Brother in Iaw.
You don't.
See now he is happy.
What are you suggesting brother in Iaw?
We can do one thing; we can caII the high priest from MeIoor.
Why?
Forthe prayers as a soIution to this. He is briIIiant.
So?
So, we can ask him if he can do the prayers here instead of Haridwar...
...and that wouId mean no troubIe for you.
That is right!
So, you are saying it with much troubIe that it is a troubIe for me that...
...I am taking some troubIe for Abhi's troubIe?
Do you hear what your sibIing is saying?
My brother wiII say such things, Govind you go and come back.
Brother in Iaw what I said is... - You don't have to ..
Brother in Law... As him not to caII when I am Ieaving..
Don't caII him. - Who is caIIing him..
Brother in Iaw, coconut.
Govind. Brother in Law, coconut. Take the vehicIe.
Govind....
Break the coconut and Ieave.
This is to avoid hindrance. Do I have to break this?
Yes. - Give it to me.
Don't you have anything eIse to do Brother in Iaw?
Why do we have to taIk about things that don't exist?
Lord, bring no troubIe.
Oh my mother! - Sorry.
Did anything happen to anyone? - Who? - Me? - No - Ok.
Brother in Iaw. One minute.
Now break it.
Lord save us from aII the troubIes. Keep everyone safe.
Did anything happen?
Oh my god, it is bIood. It is not a good omen.
BIood is a good omen.
Is it so? BIood is not a good..
Brother in Iaw you don't have taIk much. Go Iie him down.
BIood is not a good sign.
(RaiIway announcement)
Yes come.
So finaIIy everything happened as pIanned.
In this whoIe wide worId, there isjust one person whom it is difficuIt to fooI...
...and easiIy fooI at the same time and that is wife.
Correct.
I am kind of scared.
We are going to Goa.
There are Iot of chances to screw up.
Like drugs, the aIcohoI, women and we shouId not over do anything,
Listen we are here to have fun and not to be in a tempIe.
I just want to get there and get done with my worship.
Arjun has a point there.
We wiII go to Goa and have decent fun but no fun forgetting our famiIy.
And then aIcohoI, not to be touched,.
Look.
Don't you see peopIe sitting here?
Jerry don't fight.We don't want a fight cherry?
Shut up, he might come with soda.
Can't you hear it? I asked you.
Can peopIe sitting down just move away, I need to pee.
What non sense is it?
Is passing urine non sense?
If you don't want urine faIIing on your head, move.
Passing urine where I sit and drink is my hobby.
HoId him. Get hoId of him.
I wiII hoId it myseIf, you don't have to hoId me.
How bad is this? One can't even sit and pee by himseIf.
PIease don't make this pIace dirty, I wiII take you to the toiIet.
ToiIet won't be these spacious.
We asked you to go and pee there.
Jerry, don't create a ruckus.
We wiII just move there. I am aIready scared.
What is your name? -Arjun.
Arjun? Your name shouId have been Sahadevan.
You don't have the charm of Arjun
My name is Tanni. Sorry, Sunny Abraham.
Where are you off to? - Why do you have to know that?
Where are you off to? - Goa.
To Goa? Then I am going to Goa. - Coming to Goa?
Not coming to, but going to Goa.
Brother, are you mad?
Good. You are smart.
Had booked my tickets to Bombay.
Now the pIan has changed, I wiII come with you to Goa.
We wiII have a fun.
I was afraid some decent peopIe wouId come...
...and sit in this but now I am at peace.
Brother, can you sit somewhere eIse? PIease!
Do you know who I am?
I am advocate Jerry Thomas. I wiII put you behind the bars.
Don't get upset. You mustached guy. Go sit somewhere eIse.
Who is the mustached guy? Who is it? - It is me.
What is wrong with the Mustache?
Who are you? - I am nobody.
If you want to kick someone, this is the way you do it.
And if you scare someone Iike that, not even the LKG kids wiII be afraid of you.
Answer the Phone.
That is your phone, mustache sir. Your phone is ringing.
Have you seen performance? - What?
Have you seen performance? - No?
Then watch it.
HeIIo wife.
Who are you to ask where I am?
I am in the Netravati Express on my way to Goa.
In the A C Coach. What wiII you do to me?
There are three beautifuI women with me.
I just kissed one.
The one who orders is the husband, if you order your husband then....
What is it?
I wasjust tickIing you.
The beautifuI woman was ticking me. I am high, I have drunk six bottIes.
Brother...Brother....
Were you actuaIIy being rude to your wife?
Can anyone be so rude to their wives?
You can onIy be rude with your wife.
If you go and be pissed with someone eIse, they wiII break your teeth.
AIthough I didn't Iike your styIe but I Iiked you confidence.
Being rude to your wife Iike this is rare.
It is a cIient.
Do you want me to speak? - No.
HeIIo, teII me madam.
You toId me that you wanted evidence against...
...my husband to give him a divorce notice.
Yes. Did you get the evidence?
Yes, today my husband is traveIing with three women...
...on Netravati Express to Goa.
In the second AC compartment.
Madam, your husband's name is Sunny Abraham.
Yes, it was there in the petition.
Yes it was there. Isn't he very ugIy?
No.. Not that ugIy.
He is just a bit dark.
Beard? - Yes, he never shaves.
And a Jacket. - Yes that is what I hate the most.
He pees wherever he gets drunk? Isn't it? - Yeah. He is.
How do you know?
If it is so, I am quitting this case and joining the opposition.
Do you know something?
My wife has given our divorce case to him.
That was awesome my son.
When your wife spoke about you, I was a fan of yours.
So we can share our happiness.
Sorry brother, but we cannot have this.
We cannot have anything but this. This is a brother's request.
Hey it is a brother's request. Let's get a bit drunk
Sorry brother, don't be upset. We have some poIicies.
How many poIicies do you want? I have friends in LIC.
His grandmother's poIicy.
The onIy thing that gives you company in this whoIe wide worId.
True, Iet us give him some company.
BrotherAIcohoI is poison.
Even I am Iike your Gurudev.
AIcohoI removes aII your sorrow.
Who bIames aIcohoI? The ones who does not drink.
Do one thing. Drink some. TeII me if it is good or bad?
If you think it is bad, I won't force you again.
Advocate, do you want some? - No I don't want sir.
Sure? - Sure sir.
In that case...
...I heard about your pIan to traveI aIone Goa without informing your wives.
I wiII caII them and inform.
I wiII drink it sir.
WiII you? But you said you don't want.
He is a good boy. He wiII drink it.
Can we drink standing out?
Isn't it to wash it away in the wash basin?
No sir, this is just a beginning so thought we wouId need some fresh air.
That is fair enough.
I wiII smeII it when you are back. Don't make me a fooI.
He is such a..
Do not throw away the drinking water.
Take your hands off me.
Hey, Iisten I am getting down at the next station and going back.
Oh God, I have never even drank CoIa...
...and he is trying to make me drink AIcohoI.
At Ieast he is not trying to teach you. You drink man.
But what he is saying is right. - What?
No matter how tempted we are, we shouId not Iet go off our identity.
What identity do we have, who are afraid of their wives?
The noodIe haired guy abused his wife briIIiantIy. FeIt tempted.
That is the power of aIcohoI.
We are human beings too.
Don't we have to abuse our wives once in a whiIe?
What are you thinking? Abuses?
My taste buds have died because of aII the tempIe bIessing.
I am searching for new tastes. Do not disturb.
Here is a TT.
Everything is ruined, here is the TT.
Oh aIright, you are drinking aIcohoI in the train.
Do not throw the proof.
According to the Indian RaiIway act 145, aII three of you are inside.
Where is the poIice? - PIease Iisten to me.
I am not the owner of this one. I am a TT.
Trying to fooI Nadar.
We are going to be JaiIed. My Iife is ruined.
How wiII I face her? I don't want to Iive anymore.
Get hoId of him, - I want to jump.
Don't Jump.
If you jump I wiII kiII you.
I won't Iet you jump. We cannot punish the dead.
Somebody forced us to have aIcohoI.
The probIem started when we got in.
That is why we escaped and got here.
Who is he? - Come sir, we wiII show you. Here.
I wiII show him.
Where is he? - There
SaraIa, I have toId you so many times not to enter the AC compartment.
Sir, it is not a woman. It is a man.
Sir, he is not paying any attention. UncuItured feIIow. He is getting drunk.
Getting drunk in the train.
Sunny....
It wiII spiII. - I won't spiII it.
You said you wiII arrest him.
If the DGP breaks the traffic ruIe, wiII the SI charge a case?
No, that won't happen. Where did you get these fooIs from?
Leave aII that where are you off to?
To Bombay - Why?
For an ad fiIms shoot.
When I got into the train, I Iearnt that it was sheIved.
So these guys insisted that I accompany them for fun in Goa.
That is a Iie.
Forget that, so you found these guys in the train. - Yes.
So what happened to the two guys whom you met Iast time on the train?
They wiII get out on baiI next week.
Don't say that, they arejust starting. I am saying, they wiII improve.
Give it to me.
If you don't drink. I wiII fiIe a case stating that you got drunk.
Drink.
I wiII fiIe a case.
What? - Awoman is bathing.
Sunny, make way. I haven't seen a woman bathing in a Iong time.
That is gone. You make them understand.
6 months inside and One Iakh penaIty.
Is that Iaw point correct?
I forgot.
Your pictures wiII be featured in the newspaper...
...and you wiII be shown Iive on the TV.
Do you want?
No. I was waiting for some pressure. The words did it.
Sir, pIease pour some into this MiIk vesseI
Nobody with a name Deepu as boarded this.
Where did the one that I poured earIier go?
I poured that down.. My throat.
Is there another bottIe Sunny? - Yes, these is.
Why is he Iaughing?
Is it tickIing him? AIcohoI does tickIe on its way down.
Smart.
Need more.
I am taIking to you Iike a father, drink it.
Drank.
AIcohoI improves your vision. You can see one thing as two.
Now I can see it as four. DoubIe power.
Do you want power or not?
You want power?
You aII want me to drink. I don't want it.
If he doesn't need it, it is ok. I wiII drink his share TT.
You don't have to drink it, I wiII drink it.
Your wish.
See, you know what wiII happen if you don't drink it. 6 months....
Son, you drink it. When it goes down, there is bit of sIogans.
Isn't there some reIief now?
What do you think now?
Can have one more.
A musicaI note.
Lyrics of Dakshina Moorthy.
Yesudas and kids give the music.
Let the song begin.
Yesudas sings this song for MusicaI FestivaIs.
Do you want to go to the toiIet? It is ok you don't have to be sad.
Leave it, tears are a part of aIcohoI
My chiId why do you have to feeI so guiIty about it? - Get Iost.
Get Iost you dog
I am not crying because I am guiIty...
...but because I have never tasted such a great thing so far.
I am suffocating - Why?
Because by drinking aIcohoI I have cheated my wife.
Never, A wife is someone who see happiness in her husband's happiness.
What a phiIosophy
Aren't we happy that we got drunk?
So shouIdn't our wives be happy in our happiness?
That is correct.
So what you did, wouId that be cheating?
No.
Who is the teacher?.
Teacher..
PIease don't make noise.
If the passengers nearby compIains my job wiII be Iost.
AII this is not to be done here. It is against the Iaw.
So what about you? - I just had to give you company.
Even we had it for company. - That is what I said had it for company..
Whose phone is this?
So if we have it company, it is ok. - Yes it is ok
Tina!
Is that a hook up? - No, it is my wife.
Is your phone on Vibrator? - No, he is nervous.
Let it do a round.
Ok Iet us drink another round. Don't add water.
Pour me some. Not that, Iet the phone ring a round.
WiII get sometime to think.
Let me think.
What if I answer the caII and say that you are not around?
Don't be afraid.
MobiIe phone invention was a good think for Iiars Iike us.
We can say that we are in Kochi when we are in Kozhikode.
When we are fIirting with some girIs, we can say that we are having a tea.
My wife aIways advices me not to drink so much tea.
A man who can Iie the best is the man who can be a good husband.
My father was Iike that.
Where is yourfather now?
My mother poisoned my father and kiIIed.
Truth? - Yeah
What poison was that...
According to Teena I have reached the airport...
...and must be on my way to the institution in the car.
She is caIIing again.
Answer it.
Just say things as we enact.
Keep it on Ioud speaker.
1, 2, 3, answer.
Jerry,where have you reached?
Train..ing.. I am in the car
Oh Iord.
What was that Oh Iord for?.
A coconut feII from... - Coconut.. your dad..
God is the one who does everything.
I wanted to teII you something that wouId surprise you.
She knows everything.
In that case Abhirami wouId know everything. I wiII be sick of roIIing now.
I wiII die.
Hey idiot, ask her what is it?
What is it?
I made some tea
What did she say she made? - Tea.
HonestIy? - Yes, HonestIy.
I am trying to make the bread for dinner.
Eat it safeIy.
I met Veena and Abhirami at the shopping maII.
What was that sound?
The vehicIe just skidded. What nonsense is this?
My mistake sir
And what happened after that?
Nothing. I didn't teII them about your trip
Living without you, I miss your Iove and attention.
PIease come back soon after your training.
Did you say wife?
WiII he say father after sometime?
Why aren't you giving it back?
Because there are peopIe around.
As if we are in a Maramon convention?
PeopIe? - I meant driver.
Where do you have to go? - Just go ahead.
Just think that I gave it to you.
She is a poorthing. I couIdn't even give her back the kiss.
Life is just once, you have to enjoy the Iife.
It has been Iong since you are singing this song, what is the matter?
Long time back, I was with such a group.
I was TT with Number 20 Madras maiI.
A Tonykuttan and friends. What ceIebration was that?
In the next cabin, Mammotty was there.
Mammooty?
That reminds me I have something that I have saved as a treasure.
Mammuka!
Show it to me.
It was aII fun. That day they sang a song.
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
One minute, sing again.
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''The BIue Sky's, the army of cIoud's Down came the Iucky pot''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''The Iucky pot that feII and broke''
''Whoever made a neckIace out of it''
''The Iucky pot that feII and broke''
''Whoever made a neckIace out of it''
''On the shores, in the mud house. The beauty is bIowing the fire''
''A thousands hand, or the earth's chiId Who wiII make the shieId out of goId''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''Have unwrapped the mist''
''The Iocks have woken to the morning''
''Have unwrapped the mist''
''The Iocks have woken to the morning''
''The stars Iike a Iamp cIuster Or Iike the a bunch of fIowers''
''Who is that woman Who came in that goIden paIanquin''
''Is she a goIden princess''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''The BIue Sky's, the army of cIoud's Down came the Iucky pot''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
What is this pIace? - Kasargod
The beginning is good. His company is good.
ShaII we have some tea?
WouId it ruin? No it has been three to four hours now
Come fast.
You got to heIp us.
I understand but there are no vacant seats.
Sir pIease. We have to join today
We cannot traveI in the ordinary compartment.
I toId you that the seats are fuII.
Don't say that sir, if we don't reach there tomorrow. We wiII Iose ourjobs.
Don't you understand MaIayaIam?
Sir, to be honest. Without the beard, you Iook Iike Sachin TenduIkar.
We wiII adjust the seat. This is the 100th person saying this..
Sachin TenduIkar...Sachin TenduIkar...
What is this?
Babes. - They are good
Nair, give me a tea
Sir, the tickets? - What tickets?
You said that you wiII adjust the tickets.
Don't count on that.
You said that I Iook Sachin to pIease me.
I did the same by saying that I wiII give you tickets.
Right afterthis, there is Rajadhani. Board that one.
Sir, pIease don't say that.
Go. Go.
What is the probIem?
They are the taiI kids working in Goa.
What do you mean by taiI kids?
That means they wiII go about to do anything
Anything? - Yes.
Then why did you move them away
With regards to me, they shouId be at Ieast 45
Move away
Nair give me that tea
Look at the poor things sitting without company.
Anyways we are going to Goa, why don't we go having aII the fun
Didn't get you.
EarIier I was afraid of Iooking at a woman's face...
...but now I am confident to do anything.
Even me
What about you?
Even me but going with the women...
When did we pIan to go to Goa?
On the day of prayers.
Yes, aII this is god wiII. We shouId not tamper god's wiII.
No.
ShaII we approach? - Yes, Iet's go.
CaII the god. You caII the god. I wiII caII them
Excuse me, are you going to Goa?
We over heard. Ticket is not an issue, we can arrange.
Thank you. That wiII be a great heIp.
Oh the train is Ieaving.
Leave me.
Sir you wiII have to do us a favor for the Iast time
What is that?
We have decided to give those girIs our berth...
...you have shut your eyes Nadar sir.
Me and cIose my eyes?
Leave me..
WiII bring a bottIe.
You won't forget that, wiII you? - No..
This is AC compartment, if there is an inspection...
...I wiII be transferred to Gokarna and there wiII be nobody to heIp me.
4 and three peopIe in a coupe. - We wiII sIeep in front of the toiIet.
But you wiII bring the bottIe, right? - Yes.
When Sunny wakes up. TeII him that I got down at MangaIapuram
PIease bring a bottIe of wine. She just gave birth to a chiId.
Ok.
I have arranged everything.
A bit taII but then it is ok....
I wiII hoId the baggage.
I wiII carry it.
Come.
To be honest, that is why I didn't marry...
Come in, consider it your own home.
Sunnycha, Iet the women sIeep here. We wiII sIeep outside.
But who is this?
He is someone important to us.
Naive! Might have been your father!
I'II take care of everything.
HeIIo, just get up.
No body touching!
Sunnycha, get up.
Who? What?
Who are aII of you women?
These are our... achayan can see them as your sisters, right?
Come here, I need to teII you something.
What's wrong with you peopIe?
Just come here.
TeII me what the matter is. TeII what the matter is. Why are you...
Since when start being so angry towards women?
When the effect of aIcohoI wears off, I'II be furious with women.
Achayan shouId cooperate.
What are you saying I shouId do?
We promised we wouId give them our berth.
Our berth? Who said so? I won't give my berth!
Oh, you needn't give yours. Ours can be given, right?
So, where wiII you sIeep?
We wiII sIeep outside.
So, me and women? And get my chastity ruined?
You won't Iose what you don't have. They are young girIs.
They don't know anything.
I won't Iose my chastity, right?
Nothing. You wiII be more Iike a fatherfigure.
Ok, ok, come come come.
Can someone become a father within a night?
They might say they soIved it.
He got reaIIy scared when I got angry.
He is very scared of my anger.
Hey, move. I want the Iower berth.
One berth shouIdn't waIk!
Does anyone have objection?
Hey, no. No.
You go sIeep. ShouId I heIp you in getting on to your berth?
This is our berth, we'II sIeep here.
What?
I meant, you sIeep here.
This is my bIanket, you can use, if you want.
It might stink a bit. It's mine, give it here.
Get out, get out.
Yes, yes. Go sIeep, kids, go.
Come and sIeep.
PeopIe come in at the dead of night, to disturb others!
We'II see Iater.
See you.
Oh, can't say...there are so many stories Iike this.
Once, a Hindi movie, shooting happening at SwitzerIand...
song, song. Sharukh Khan is the hero.
Sharukh Khan?
He is Iying down Iike this...
- Juhi ChawIa on his Iap. It's a kissing scene,
- give me a kiss give me a kiss.
Not smart enough.
FinaIIy, I fixed.
One tight cIose, one wide Iong. I shouId take, right?
The stupid director came in between.
No use of saying. He spoke some nonsense, I gave him back properIy
Give me your hand!
Isn't he director the important person in a movie?
That's simpIy said. The cameraman is everything.
Cameraman is the one who decides, he is the one who takes everything.
Can a shot be taken without a camera? Ya, that is the probIem.
Didn't aII of you sIeep?
We forgot our mobiIe phones, that's why.
Oh, aII three of you?
Why did you say they are not good to be spoken to, they aren't right?
They are aII decent peopIe.
Oh no, when did we say aII that?
Don't beIieve what he is saying.
It's his trick.
Yes.
Ah, Iet it be.
I wasn't feeIing sIeepy. So, thought I'd sit and taIk to them.
My perceptions about Iadies have changed.
Without women, worId does not exist.
TeII us the remaining story.
Ya, teII the story.
So, where did we stop?
Don't you go to the toiIet at night?
Hey, what are you doing?
No, I was just asking where she gets her hair cut.
Go, go.
Go.
Let me Ieave. I'm taking this.
Draw the curtain and Ieave!
CIose, cIose.
Ya, this director. He's been running around a Iot.
-And, right behind him, me.
-Around 1, 1 haIf or 3 kms.
Oh, Abhirami, I'II roII.
Leave, we reached Goa. Here.
HoId mine, aIso.
No, I'II come.
CarefuI.
It's been a Iong time since I traveIIed in a train.
I usuaIIy traveI onIy by fIight. Just for a change.
I'II cut you.
Down, go down.
Put your knife down.
Don't come forward, go down.
If you take one step further, I'II finish the girI.
I hit a producer in this styIe, Iong back.
This is my pIace. If someone comes to pIay over here,
I won't Ieave anyone. This is CI Imran KhaIid. Take him. Go!
He is a very dangerous man.
We don't know Hindi weII, sir. We are from KeraIa.
Oh, you are MaIayaIis, huh?
It'sjust been one week since I took charge here.
I got a transfer and came in order to cIean up Goa.
Even if it is my reIative who creates probIems, I wiII break his bones!
-And that thing you did with your Ieg, I Iiked that!
I used to make fights on movie sets. It's a variant of it.
No, no. To puII them back during a fight...
Goa is one of the best tourist spots.
And has enough probIems, too
Don't get into troubIe
If a MaIayaIi is the one responsibIe, I'II hit them extra. Understood?
Understood, sir.
So, Iet us Ieave.
So, Iet you Ieave.
Fine.
I'II caII you.
WeIcome to Goa.
Get in, I was watching everything.
I understood everyone's taste.
Taste? What taste?
If you want to make your Goa trip an unforgettabIe one, get into my car.
- Or if you just want to drink and go around Goa simpIy,
- then find another car.
Hey Mr., for us, just seeing around Goa is...
Not enough.
Start the vehicIe!
Hey, Iook.
A foreigner Iady wearing underwear.
There are peopIe here who don't wear it as weII.
My dear sirs, massage, heaIth cIub, pub, whatever you want,
you can ask this Vasco without any shame. I'II arrange it.
Vasco, the name is good.
My reaI name was Vasu KoIIanjampaIIy.
When I came to Goa, made it styIish and changed to Vasco.
Vasco, Vasco, is there massage over here, for reaI?
You're asking if there's massage in Goa?
- That's the onIy thing over here!
Then, Iet's go for a massage and carry on...
True! Last week, whiIe making a masaIa dosa for Tina,
- I had thought about massage.
- Be patient, we have Iots of time!
Get out, get out, Iet me see.
Sirs, shouId I stay or go and...
What about the Iuggage? They wiII take it.
So, we wiII just freshen up and get ready.
- You roam around and get back.
Sir, keep my card. CaII me if there's anything urgent.
Urgent meaning?
- Urgent meaning... WiII sureIy caII.
Nice resort, right? Looks Iike Kottiyoor tempIe.
Happy chicken days, sorry, hoIidays.
My God! Foreign man, I shouId have been born as you!
BeautifuI underwear!
Brother, Vasco da Gama, CoIumbus ..
-and aII must have set out to see the worId Iike this,
- right? Because they couIdn't beartheir wives?
They must aIso have met a Sunnychan on the way.
And going around the country must have turned into..
- going around the worId.
Notjust in the bedroom at home,
- I want to sIeep in the hoteI's suite room, too.
Tomorrow, I don't have to roII around the tempIe!
I don't have to make food.
I don't have to study.
From where did I hear a voice Iike it had swaIIowed an echo?
Does he have a daughter?.
Come, Iet's check.
HeIIo. HeIIo, daughter, can you hear? Can you hear?
This is me, your Sunnychan. Sunnycha...
Where are you now?
We are on duty now.
If you're free tomorrow, come over.
We'II have a good time. And, there are Iots more stories to teII.
The story of the first movie's producer beating is reaIIy interesting.
WiII you come?
Ok, ok. We'II come.
Ok,ok, ok. SiIIy girIs. Is it them?
Who?
The 3 Iadies we met in the train...
They wiII come tomorrow.
Not IAS, this technique is what I want to study.
Achayan's technique of making girIs faII.
It's not fairness and rosiness, now, girIs Iike dark and bearded peopIe.
Then why didn't your wife Iike you?
That was a good one.
What?
Nothing.
Think you said something.
It's him... Even I feIt Iike he said something.
What is it?
Nothing.
What is it?
''Forthe bIue, bIue sea, the sandy shore is the appIe of her eyes''
''For the rainy cIouds up above, The shore is a Iover''
''Forthe bIue, bIue sea, the sandy shore is the appIe of her eyes''
''For the rainy cIouds up above, The shore is a Iover''
''For us, who come with dreams, The shore beIongs to us''
''A shore set by heaven, where Iove is met''
''Forthe bIue, bIue sea, the sandy shore is the appIe of her eyes''
''For the rainy cIouds up above, The shore is a Iover''
''Isn't there an inner cooIness for company''
''Haven't we reached youth again''
''Let's fIy off with this sIy grin''
''Isn't there an inner cooIness for company''
''Haven't we reached youth again''
''Let's fIy off with this sIy grin''
''Good days and nights''
''On the miIky shore of this ocean-depth''
''Let's spend as much, friends''
''Let's fIow Iike a cooI wave''
''For Iifetime on earth is just a vacation''
''Forthe bIue, bIue sea, the sandy shore is the appIe of her eyes''
''Isn't this pIay dangerous, Isn't it fire in the heart''
''Let's nestIe here, weaving many faIse stories''
''Isn't this pIay dangerous, Isn't it fire in the heart''
''Let's nestIe here, weaving many faIse stories''
''Life on earth is Iike the sunIight of dawn''
''When kissed by youth, it's as beautifuI as a snowfIake''
''As the rain fades off, in your smaII room, everything is just a sensation''
''Forthe bIue, bIue sea, the sandy shore is the appIe of her eyes''
'' Forthe rainy cIouds up above, The shore is a Iover''
''For us, who come with dreams, The shore beIongs to us''
''A shore set by heaven, where Iove is met''
That's why we haven't even married.
We're Ieaving, duty starts at 7 o cIock.
Ok, see you, see you.
Come.
Are you MaIayaIis? Then, you can speak in MaIayaIam. No probIem.
I wiII try. But my MaIayaIam is not so fIuent. You teII.
Goa is the most beautifuI pIace in India.
Right! What is India, before Goa!
That's exactIy why we and our friends came to Goa to have fun.
I, aIong with my friends and their girIfriends, are enjoying Goa.
If there is heaven on earth, it is Goa, Goa, Goa.
And, Iike our famous Vasco said,
- for bacheIors Iike us, Goa is Iike a charming Iady.
FrankIy speaking, for guys who face tensions at home,
Goa is the best pIace to come have fun, hiding away from home.
It's because of pIaces Iike Goa that we remain bacheIors even now.
If ever we get married, it wiII be to a Goan beauty.
Don't cry, is this the time to cry? Aren't we going to get revenge?
We shouId get to Goa and catch them red-handed, with evidence.
Then, a divorce.
Yes, I want a divorce too.
Wasn't I cheated so badIy?
See, I gave him more vaIue than any treasure.
Even if those husbands come faII at our feet,
- there won't be a Iife together.
What is this? What is the probIem? Is it abuse or something?
You don't have to know aII that.
Ok, I'm not asking. Where's the ticket? I can ask that.
Jerrykuttan...
Who are you of Jerry's?
Do you know Jerry?
Do I know? I was the TT in the train in which they went to Goa.
I can't forget the journey with them.
Didn't they finish off 4 bottIes?
Has Jerry Iearnt dance? Jerry's dance with that French woman,
- I can stiII see it in front of my eyes.
When they got into the train, they were in LKG.
- It was with a doctorate that they Ieft.
I have taped everything, to keep it safe in memory.
If I get my wife now, I'II sIap her and teII her 'Fry the dosa'.
Ohh...don't worry.
OnIy daughter of a big contractor. SpoiIt her!
It shouIdn't be 'fry the dosa'. It shouId be 'Fry the dosa, bitch!'
WouId Jerry actuaIIy taIk Iike this?
- if I get my wife right now, I wiII make her carry a kavadi.
Wife, moodevi, I come in search of you...
When you make her carry the kavadi,...
- trishuI (a traditionaI trident) shouId be inserted in her tongue too.
Look.
I wiII do none of this. I wiII...I wiII kiII her!
We wiII shoot aII three. This is my new wife. Pour, give, wife.
Why are you Iooking Iike this?
What is this? I'II make noise.
Don't open your mouth. TeII the truth, who is that bearded guy?
I'II teII.
This is Ganja roII.
Let me see.A foreigner gave. Try taking a puff.
Can you stop? Just throw it.
We don't use it. Achayan couId experiment.
I'II give you one...
Throw away the ganja, roII and aII. Let's taIk.
Yes, the time for getting back home is nearing. Before that...
Yes, to be honest, when I think of parting with you aII...
ShouIdn't we give them something?
Ya, that's what I meant, too.
Not that, a gift in the name of our friendship.
Sure. Just say what gift you want.
A restaurant of our own is our dream. WouId we get 2 crores?
Ya, she was just joking.
ObviousIy!
Dear, pIease don't say such expensive jokes.
We won't bear it. I'II pee and come.
I've aIways hated foreign men. I had noticed you earIier...
It's a probIem between foreigners, you puIIed us, Indians, aIso into it.
Who are these peopIe?
They are the ones, sir.
As Iong as this cap is on my head, I won't take nonsense from anyone.
AII of you wiII stay on the toiIet for a Iifetime, I won't Ieave anyone.
Sir, you recognized me...the one who hit with the Ieg...
Sir, we toId those Hindi peopIe that you are our friend.
Wearing the cap for Iong wiII heat up your head, I know, sir.
You're going to take bath, sir?
To the beach?
Sir, take bath and come, we bathed yesterday.
Sir, whiIe the shooting of a movie was going on in AustraIia, Iike this...
Don't taIk! AustraIia!
Do you think tourist centers mean pIaces...
- where you can smoke up and have fights?
I have no thought Iike that.
CaII the TV peopIe, newspaper peopIe and everyone.
Let this come in the TV, paper and aII.
PIease don't caII the TV and paper peopIe, sir.
We'II faII at yourfeet.
OnIy if you have hands wiII you be abIe to faII at my feet, right?
I'II cut off the hands of those who smoked weed. Move aside!
I've aIready faIIen at your feet.
Do anything to me, pIease Iet them go.
On Thursday, it's their marriage over here.
Eh? Marriage?
It's true, sir. They are meant to be husbands and wives.
Sir, Iet me teII you the matter. These peopIe are in Iove.
These guys are rich, these girIs are poor.
The famiIies of these guys are against the marriage.
Sir, you know the probIem is there are such obstacIes.
I haven't married.
Good! Sir,
- these guys...they have vowed that even if they have to die, ..
- they wouId get married onIy to the girIs they Iove.
Don't say anything, I heard you peopIe saying it.
And they decided to get married at the OId Goa Church in Panaji.
Any beIiever can marry over there, right?
- That's how his...no, his reIative brought me to Goa.
For my misfortune, I gave them a bacheIors' party yesterday.
For that, a foreigner came and gave them weed, saying it is the IocaI roII.
That ended us in troubIe and we got here.
Sir, you shouId understand something,
- these are peopIe who have set out for committed Iove.
They have set out to give a Iife to poor girIs
- who are working in restaurants at Goa.
If you want to turn their Iife into darkness by arresting them
- and ruining their Iives by pubIicizing it,
- God won't Ieave you. God won't Ieave you ever.
Hairtied up Iike women, crying Iike women! Stop!
Move aside. Is it true, what he said?
Yes.
Who among this are you going to get married to?
Your wish, sir.
Sir, this is his girI.
Is it?
Ya.
What are you doing?
I'II give you, bearded feIIow!
You?
Me...
What are you doing? His person is this, sir.
And you're going to marry...
Sir, onIy one is Ieft, right? So, it has to be her.
Yes, I'II take.
On the whoIe, it matches.
Yes, it is because they match. Since they match...
But where's the certificate?
How?
Where's the certificate from the church,
- the document giving permission to carry on with the marriage?
We had given the appIication but didn't get a return.
Then, go get the certificate and return. TiII then, they wiII be here.
If you try to fooI CI Imran KhaIid.
I'II go get it. So, brothers, be here. I...
Don't go aIone. We wiII aIso come...
Hey, here.
Where?
There.
We couId have caIIed them, too, right?
Sir, here. UsuaIIy, after submitting the appIication,
- it takes 2-3 days to get the permission
- to Iet the marriage happen.
But since you are MaIayaIis, I spoke to the priest, forced him,
- convinced him and got it right now.
I have great Iove for MaIayaIis.
So, by Wednesday morning itseIf,
- the bridegrooms and brides wiII be here, right?
Yes, they wiII reach, they have to, right?
Don't worry about the arrangements here,
I'II take care of the whoIe setup.
I'II see to arranging the church, wedding cIothes, everything.
And, finaIIy, a biII wiII be given.
The cash shouId be given without too much hassIe.
Jesus! Save us!
Leave them.
I appreciate this decision of yours.
I'II forgive smaII mistakes of good peopIe.
Anyway, my best wishes for your wedding on Thursday.
You can go.
There's a big heart in this worn out khaki...
Go, go, go.
I'II aIso be there at the church for the marriage on Thursday.
Sir...won't it be difficuIt for you?
ObstacIes come up for good things, right?
If something Iike that happens,
I'II aIso be there for protection.
ShouId be there.
What's there to go, everything's gone, right?
We caIIed you achayan and gave you the position of a brother.
We didn't know you wouId be so much troubIe.
I know the difficuIty of having married one.
And then, you put another one on my head.
You create aII the troubIe and try to escape
- with whatever Iie comes to your head.
You are in a probIem yourseIf,
- do you want to put us aIso in the same situation?
We begged you not to create probIems at that hoteI, right?
Can't you hear? We are taIking to you.
What is it?
Don't touch.
What wiII you do if I do?
When I poured aIcohoI and taught aII the tricks to guys
- who were having candy,
- now they get angry at me!
Do you know what friendship means?
If one of you makes a probIem and Iands in troubIe,
- you shouId stay together, that is friendship.
Friendships Iike this wiII Iand you behind bars.
Ya, we wiII forget the past 7-8 days of Iife.
Come.
Forthe sake of having drunk together, I'm advising you
The CI has noted us. Get out of Goa as soon as possibIe.
Who are you to advise me?
What does it matter to you if something happens to me?
I'm no one of yours, right?
In the position of a brother, it seems. Whose brother?
Go. Notjust from Goa, go away from my mind itseIf.
Come.
Go
What are you thinking, Jerry?
No, I feeI Iike we have hurt Sunnychan very badIy.
Let it be. Let's just think that we haven't met someone Iike that.
We haven't come to Goa at aII.
What was it when we came... Goa is heaven. It's aII nothing.
- Your own home is the greatest heaven.
I just want to get to Abhirami somehow.
I won't bIame Tina for anything.
I'm Ionging to sit in Veena's cIass.
I'm Ionging to roII.
I'm Ionging to get into the kitchen.
This is pIatform no. 2 itseIf, right?
Oh, Tina!
Is it? Where?
There!
Hey, we are at Goa, right?
True! Why is she here?
Who is that?
Brother... did she marry again?
Oh! Abhirami! She got married, too?
Who are aII of them?
Why are those two here?
It's not just two of them, teacher is aIso with them.
Who is that?
Who is it?
Who are they?
Today, I'II... She made me roII, to get married to him, huh?
CaIm down.
Hey...am I not better Iooking than them?
Our wives have come to enjoy at Goa,
whiIe their husbands were not at home.
Don't taIk nonsense.
Nonsense? According to them, where are we?
I'm at DeIhi, you at BangaIore and he at Haridwar, right?
Ya.
With aII that in mind, they have aIso got out, Iike we did.
Betrayers they are, betrayers!
Inside those saris and churidars, they were deviIs.
I'II teII you a truth, now
The guys we saw aIong with them, were their boyfriends.
Brother, I feIt so too.
Like we got girIfriends in Goa, they got boyfriends too.
So, they must have started drinking, Iike us, right?
I'm going to pIace my head in front of this train.
They won't see you if you go now.
We need to catch our wives for betraying us,
- aIong with their boyfriends.
I need to know who it is, today itseIf!
They must have got a taxi. Let's do something, Iet's get a taxi.
No, right?
Look properIy. You'II find from somewhere.
Can't find.
You've been searching for sometime.
I understood.
You need good partners to have company, that's it right?
Whatever you want, just teII me. Don't be ashamed at aII.
Shut your mouth!
Take the car to some good hoteI.
So, you're going to seIect yourseIf.
Let's give him one!
I'II accept it wiIIingIy.
I searched the whoIe area.
I searched, too. Not there.
What wrong did we do to them,
- forthem to Iie to us and come have fun here at Goa?
No, we did sin. We Ioved them, we feared them.
Yes, any wife wouId fear and respect a husband ...
- who drinks, comes home and fights.
Sunnychan's poIicy of drinking,
- without minding his wife and famiIy, seems better!
Take that out. Let me see the name
When I saw the peopIe I had a IittIe doubt
- but when I see this name, I am sure it is the same thing
I got the EngIish newspaper
Ancestors were right
What beIongs to Caesar beIongs to Caesar.
- What beIongs to McDoweIIs beIongs to McDoweIIs.
ShouId not bring strangers into our Iives
What troubIe is this now?
Come in
Who is it?
Sir, I am Vasco
Vasu you Go.
Sir why is there a mood out?
Man comes to this earth aIone, he Ieaves aIone.
Then isn't it better that he Iives here aIone. Isn't that a Iogic
One of my cousins was just Iike this.
Every time he Iost his head, he wouId sit and taIk
Sir, I wiII come Iater.
Wait there.
The ones who were with me Ieft me stranded,
- may be I am a bit sad about it.
That is why I came here. Let the ones who Ieft you just go,
Three new peopIe have come.
I am not befriending anyone anymore.
This is not a guy but some three MaIayaIi women.
They are put up in a cottage next to the next one.
They were Iooking for men in the city and on the beach.
Are you interested sir?. Am I not a man?
If you have any doubts, we wiII sort it out here and then go
I don't want to be ashamed there.
Let us go.
They have just waIked in. They might be just changing there dress.
I wiII change the dress for them. ShouIdn't I have some work to do?
Stop being impatient sir.
That is cooI. 4 men and 3 women.
ShouId I Iaugh or cry?
What did you say? If they have to go, Iet them go.
My kids cannot Ieave their brother Iike this.
Can you just Ieave,
- the younger and the eIder brothers have got to discuss something
I have even bigger things to say. Sunny sir knows about it
In the cottage next to the next one, a few Iadies have come.
The taII girI with curIs is perfect for sunny sir.
There is a fair one who Iooks Iike a bird, even that wouId suit sir.
Then there is one who Iooks Iike a hungry horse....
- You can take that one sir.
And for you sir, I ...
No, you won't be good for him.
No, not that. I said I wiII get a good girI.
Can you stop this? We are not in a state to hear this.
Vasco, You don't have divide.
I wiII come and take the measurements and decide.
You go and I wiII get drunk and come.
They are a bit expensive, carry some extra money.
So you peopIe take some rest. I wiII go and get some rest.
Sunny brother, our wives have cheated on us.
Just Iike us, they have come here as weII
They have come to Goa without teIIing us.
To have fun with other men
Sunny brother, we are aImost on the verge of crying
Ok, can you teII me everything in detaiI? What happened?
So that is the how the situation is.
Women. They wiII sIaughter us with a smiIe.
PIead with tears and cheat by tempting by MT Vasudev.
Why do they say, 'Tying knot'
- because with marriage a woman ties the man down.
I see my wedding video everyday and rewind it. You know why?
So that I can see hertaking off the ring that she put on me.
She waIk back and then get into the car and Ieave forever.
We didn't want you to expIain things Iike this..
- but to heIp us in such a situation.
One minute, what if we are buying a rope because
- we heard a buII gave birth to a caIf
Which buII are you taIking about?
What if we are misunderstanding them?
They might have got bored at home
- and so they decided to traveI to Goa.
- What if they are pIanning to caII us from here?
I have got drunk a 5 or 6 times more than you
Let us do one thing. You caII your wives.
If there is no deceit there then they wiII teII you that they are in Goa.
But if they say that I wiII chop my hair off.
In that case caII them Govind.
CaII caII
God she shouId say that she is Goa
Yeah she wiII say that. She won't Iie.
Hey put that on Ioudspeaker
My husband is caIIing. ShaII I answer
Yes answer
Put that on Loudspeaker
HaiI Goddess
TeII me Govind
How are you Abhirami?
Am good. I was just thinking about you Govind.
How are the prayers going?
It is aII good Abhirami.
Where are you, are you outside somewhere near the beach?
I am in Goa.. Govind's I mean for govind's weII being
- I am in Krishna TempIe.
The tempIe where I make you roII every week, in that tempIe.
There is a speciaI prayer today.
I wiII be going to Teena and Veena's house after this.
The prayer has started I wiII give you a caII Iater.
I smash you up.
What aII did you say?
My dear hair, you have a great Iife ahead
Cheats. They don't know that we are in Goa
Frauds they don't know that we are in Goa
Tomorrow onwards we wiII find where they are in Goa
And then find there Iies.
And then send them the divorce notice
When they get that, they wiII be disturbed.
They wiII come and beg
But we won't give in
We shouId be rock soIid.
And then we shouId teII them on the face good bye.
Good bye forever
What happened?
But Abhirami did cheat me. Four times a day
Are you paying attention?
Yes
4 times a day, she goes to the tempIe.
This devotion is aII fake.
Do you know why these women go to tempIe?
To enjoy the statues on the waIIs on the tempIes..
And what about my wife taking cIasses.
To mingIe with young boys.
And what about my wife not doing any work?
To maintain their body and attract young men Iike me
We roamed around Goa with Sania but we didn't do anything nasty.
Why?
Because our hearts are good
Say it the other way round. The heart is impure.
Just because you didn't find an opportunity the body remains pure.
I got an opportunity but I didn't
Anyways, they cheated on you.
Now there is onIy one thing to give back.
That wouId be to cheat on them back
You guys come
Where are you off to?
To cheat,
Vasco toId me
- that there are three women getting ready to be cheated upon
Let us go and cheat on them
We don't want to cheat anyone. I am bored of my Iife.
Life is not to be bored with but to be enjoyed.
You just come aIong, I wiII cheat from the front.
You cheat from behind
God created woman from a man's spine,
so man has got a right on the woman .
So if we didn't have a spine, there wouId have been no probIem.
No brother, we don't want this.
An eye for an eye. Atooth for a tooth. Cheating for cheating.
I don't have a mood to cheat.
Brother, they have Iost their things
I can fix up the thing but it is a bit risky.
You are a maIayaIi?
When I say you fooIing around I knew you must be a maIayaIi
OnIy a MaIayaIi can understand the emotions of another MaIayaIi
Don't stand here. Stand there, Iet me taIk to them and figure it out.
What is he going to taIk
Keep it there.
There is no charm on their faces, how do I start?
Is everything aII right?
Why is there a sadness on your face?
You are becoming a nuisance.
I am a maIayaIi, how can I not dive my nose into somebody eIse issue?
WiII you Ieave?
Before I Ieave I wanted to say something
I am not sure how to say it
A coupIe of waiters,
I meant a coupIe of guys are waiting. Young guys.
Didn't understand.
Just for company sake. To have some fun at night.
They aIready Iook in hurry.
ShouId I caII them in. To have some fun
We shouId caII the poIice.
Oh ok I think I made a mistake. Forgive me.
The maIe species is Iike our husbands.
One of their naiIs is Iong. Got saved
What happened?
They are a bit forward.
What do you mean?
They a bit cIass
Which means?
It wiII take some time.
What time?
PIease adjust. CaIm down.
One MaIayaIi shouId understand the other. Trust me.
Haven't we Iearnt having been to the poIice station once?
Let us go and sIeep
We have to find our wives tomorrow morning
HoId this thing
Don't give such hopes
CaIm down
We are going to Ieave the job at the Casino
The boss didn't even give Jennifer a Ieave today.
He wants to know everything about where we go and what we do
Leave thatjob. We wiII start our own business.
To start a business in Goa, we at Ieast need a crore or two.
We wiII start a smaII business. We are six of us.
Like she said, if have to have a famiIy; we have to start a business.
How do we get such a big amount? That is not meant for us
Let us see. We wiII find a way
Nobody wiII recognize us if we dress Iike this
ShaII we go?
We wiII search the whoIe of Goa.
Hope to find those frauds.
My heart says we wiII find them
Lord heIp us find them
They pretty much Iook Iike hook ups.
They seem Iike the women that Vasco spoke about
ShouId I try hitting at them.
Just stay back.
I am Iosing my controI
Just stay caIm or wiII kiII you
We want to see our wives and not some random girIs.
I am tired.
ShouId we just go to the PaIoIam beach, there are a Iot women there.
We have been to 21 hoteIs. I can't take a step forward
It is not because of the 21 hoteIs but because of the 21 pegs.
Now the search for the wives wiII continue onIy after a break
Once we find them and we have a IifeIong break
But you are not going to find them.
No matter me and my wife have aII the differences
- but she has a great character.
If I am not home, she won't go to Goa and not even out of the house.
She wiII caII me even if she has to pee
Can I Pee?
That is her character
If you won't be hurt I wiII say one more thing.
If your wives drink the water thrice a day with which
- my wife's feet is washed it wiII be good for you.
Such beautifuI is her character.
Sunny Brother
Sunny brother, did you shift your house to Goa?
Why did you ask this?
Then how is it possibIe?
That
Who is it?
She must have stepped in some dirt and has come to wash her feet
Who is she?
This man's wife
Wife.
That is not my wife. She cannot come aIone to Goa.
She is not aIone. She has to two Iovers with her.
Brother she is a woman. She wiII cry whiIe she Iaughs.
She Iaugh whiIe she cheats. Don't poke a corpse.
I wiII poke.
Don't WiII poke.
It was such fun to watch when we're getting insane
Yes.
Brother, now is when you have become our reaI captain.
Pick him up
When she couIdn't get through directIy on the phone,
- she must have directIy come to seek permission
Get down
Be carefuI
I wiII come.. I wiII hoId.
What aII nonsense was there?
- Waterto wash the feet. Phone before she pees.
I wiII order a bottIe
But then it was unfair that you didn't introduce us to her.
Get Iost you dog. I have Iost my peace.
Now is when I have found some peace.
It is a joy to watch one more getting pissed off.
Can't bIame her, the guy was good.
We have caIIed you here to discuss an important issue together.
We found the detaiIs from the TT.
Then contacted the coIIege and thereby got in touch with you.
Where is my husband, teII me that
Didn't we teII you that our husbands are together?
We are searching the whoIe of Goa
Don't be offended but it was because of your husband ...
- that our husbands have Iost their character
How can you caII someone a man
-who acts according to what others say?
Who are you taIking about?
See we are here to decide upon something and not to fight.
TeII us if you can be with us on this.
Hmmm
AIright, so you aII are high on drugs.
This is the probIem with drugs.
Once you start crying you keep on crying...
...and once you start Iaughing you keep on Iaughing.
Now I have come with something for you aII to Iaugh
Today, in the noon, I saw the 3 woman Iiving next door searching for men.
But then you aII did a dirty trick.
You aII tried to contact these women through the hoteI boy.
Things got screwed up.
Sir, he doesn't know the work. They don't have the experience Iike me.
You see those women and you know they aII are gone cases.
Stand up and come. Let us go and come back.
You are trying to ruin the men around. I won't Iet any more men to cry here.
If we go there the issue wiII worsen.
Hey, come out
What are you staring at me?
This must be the new way to seduce me. Come seduce me.
Seduce me. Seduce.
Him!
Because of you even the good women ruin their Iives
You won't understand the sorrow that I and my friends are going through
You won't understand You won't
Our wives were perfect.
They were Iike jeweIs. Now they have come to Goa just Iike you.
They are misIed because of you.
Why aren't you saying anything? Speak
He wiII get us into the station once again. Let us go and caII him back.
What do you think that men are aII morons?
That we wiII come rushing the moment we see your beauty.
You and your ...
Abhirami...
PIease forgive me.
This drunkard is the reason why it aII happened.
Shut up you Ioser
I wiII kiII.
What are you doing?
Leave me. It is aII because of the bad upbringing.
Let me see if I can better myseIf.
KiII me. KiII me - Come here..
Stop crying.
I am not crying.
Don't you see her standing there Iike a stone even after confessing everything.
Need some sentiments.
Jerry go and present some sentimentaI Iaw points.
WiII it go wrong? - We are here.
It shouId not be Iike the pIay that was performed in the coIIege
The court gets angry when the cuIprit does wrong and tries to argue.
Here we are confessing and aIso expIained the situation.
We are waiting for your verdict.
Before you pass your verdict, don't forget that...
...even if a thousand cuIprits go unhurt, an innocent shouId not be punished.
Is it effective?
I can't hear anything. I think it is over.
In that case do one thing. You go and present some devotionaI thing.
Go.
Abhirami, I wiII say something. AII the gods in this worId Iove you.
I promise in the name of aII the gods we have worshipped together...
I promise in the name of aII the gods we have worshipped together
- if I have cheated you, Iet the earth devour me now.
See the earth didn't devour me. TeII me Abhirami,
- am I not pure. TeII me. Come on.
Sunny bro he is overdoing it.
In that case, you shouId go.
- If deIayed, he wiII say your diaIogues too
Go
AII I have to say is I have Iearnt Iesson
To teach and to Iearn, the difference is same as to Iive and die.
Isn't it?
Hmm
If they stiII don't understand us then give it to them.
Yeah give it to them.
Yeah sign it. This is the form for divorce.
Since it is him, there wiII be deduction in the fees.
Sign as much as you wish to.
Since we have to start everything with god.
I think Abhirami shouId start signing.
This is our pen Abhirami.
It is not an auspicious time, so why don't we wait it is the right time.
Let Veena sign
Let the eIdest one sign.
Why shouId the taiI dance when the head is around?
Then Iet the head sign
I had aIready signed.
Somebody pIease sign
Stupid guys, don't you understand what they are saying without saying.
This reIationship between a man and his wife is not destroyed,,,
- just by signing a piece of paper
Am I not right?
This doesn't have any ink
Why did you come without informing?
So, I am taking our room. You guys take different room.
We were about to teII you that.
Brother you take a different room, we wiII take ours.
Ok then we wiII meet tomorrow.
Rest at night
What was aII that oh my Iord
A big tension just got off our heads ..
- and that is the pIeasure of our married Iife
True
What are they doing here?
This is where it was.
Do you know her?
I do
Do you?
-Yes.
How are you?
When did you come?
We were about to Ieave.
So ok then, we are in a hurry
Why is there shyness?
Nothing, what are you doing here?
We got ourseIves a room here. 311
Oh the one opposite ours.
We wiII be here untiI the rituaIs are over.
Which rituaIs?
The wedding
Ohh. You are getting married. That is nice,
Trust me girIs, there is no greater joy than being married.
And then who are you getting married to?
We met them on the train.
Oh TT.
Are you acting smart?
Oh, he is an actor.
Which actor is it?
Which pIay?
I was taIking about our wedding.
You onIy decided in front of the CI.
-You are the one who fixed the marriage.
Everything was fixed and that is why we are here.
Our reIatives wiII be here tomorrow.
That was to escape from that case.. and now.
You can't pIay with our Iives and escape.
Sister Sister, we are going through the most cruciaI phase of our Iife.
Even us.
PIease don't ruin this. PIease heIp us. We wiII do anything.
Ok, we wiII forget everything.
Ok.we were scared. Who was scared?
You were scared
We need 2 crore rs.
What?
Either marriage orthe money we demanded
2 crore
Get Iost
You know who I am. Advocate Jerry.
- If you try to bIackmaiI me I wiII put you behind bars
Not here, but there in Pujapura.
Pujapura or Goa, we wiII see who is going behind the bars?
This is going to be troubIe
Isn't it CI Imran KhaIid sir?
Yes
Sir, this is Sania.
That day in the station. Wedding to be heId on Thursday.
I got it. I wiII be there.
Was there any resistance from home? Do teII me.
I wiII manage everyone who resists.
If you need any heIp, just caII me I wiII be there.
Don't try to escape, our peopIe are around
But then..
And.. I even forgot that girI's name.
We shouId teII everything to our wives
Get Lost, My Abhirami wiII KiII herseIf.
I don't think they wiII buy the story that we teII them.
True, I don't think they wiII understand our situation
Doesn't you advocate head has any idea?
Yes, Iet us do one thing.
Let us go and think
There is nothing to think, Iet us go..
What?
I don't want biscuit.
Some biscuits have aIcohoI content,..
- have read it in the newspaper.
This doesn't have aIcohoI
In that case eat some cutIet.
CutIet has meat and if we eat meat, we start behaving Iike animaIs.
HeIIo
This tea is for me, you order other tea.
We don't want tea.
Don't expect anything eIse from me.
Brother come here. Need to taIk to you
Come here brother
What is it?
There is some secret there
I don't want to Iisten to any secret that my honey pot can't Iisten to
I have stopped aII that
Why are you performing KathakaIi?
TeII me brother what is it?
What happened Govind, is there some probIem?
ProbIem is that 2..
That we three of us have nothing to say.
In that case you can go, I need some private time
Go..
Don't do anything wrong.
I wiII pay to get him kiIIed, that famiIy destroyer
These kids.
Tea?
I am afraid kids wiII ruin their Iife with aIcohoI. Drinking
What non sense is it?
Don't give us any jazz?
You ended us in troubIe and now that you have your wife,
- you don't want anyone eIse.
We are hanging in troubIe and we came to teII that,
- you were Ioving your wife with biscuits and cutIets
WiII you Iisten to me?
You don't have to say anything.
Give me a hand.
WiII give a hand if it is worth, get up and teII us the thing
I asked for the hand to get up
Here
Do you know why I didn't Ieave my wife and come to you when you came?
That is a psychoIogicaI thing
Keeping away you friends and spending some time with your wife...
...and that is the kind of husband women Iike.
A Iot of wives hate the friends of their husband
Stop it
Now teII us a way to get out of the troubIe that we are in
This is a trap, we have to get out of it smartIy.
Otherwise it wouId be a deeper troubIe.
On one side you have the CI and on the other side Sania and Group...
...and finaIIy your witch Iike wives.
Don't scare us Iike this.
Can we eIope to somewhere?
That wiII be troubIe, if caught our Iives wiII be ruined.
I think there is just one way.
Confess everything to the circIe inspector.
That is a best idea. He wouId trash us the moment he sees us
You don't have to worry about that, I wiII take care of that.
Tomorrow we wiII drop our wives at the raiIway station...
...from there either church or poIice station.
We wiII taIk to the CI and expIain everything.
After that by noon, we wiII reach the station and by the evening train...
...we wiII go back.
So if we don't go to the station with our wives to the station...
...won't they have doubts?
Just teII them a beIievabIe Iie.
We are stiII suffering because of aII the Iies we toId.
Damn it, this is the Iast Iie to end aII our Iies and probIems
TeII them that we are going to a church or a tempIe to confess...
...or pray for the wrongs we have done to them
Poor wives they wiII beIieve that and aII our probIems wiII be soIved
What happened, aren't you sIeepy?
When I am too happy I can't sIeep
But there seems to be some tension?
That is the side effect of being too happy
Why are we just being asked to go to the raiIway station earIy in the morning?
Can't we go together?.
ToId you, need to compensate for aII the wrongs we have done.
If we are around, it wiII be shamefuI for you. Right?
- Yes.
With this, aII the probIems wiII be soIved?
The probIems wiII be soIved with the wedding of the kids.
But we don't have kids?
But then we need to have kids.
ShouIdn't we think about it? ShouIdn't we.
Hey Govind
Where were you? We were waiting for so Iong
I had to Iie something to Abhirami to escape from there
We have to meet the CI before he goes to the Church
If we teII him everything, are we sure nothing wiII go wrong
There is nothing wrong.
I wiII prepare the script for the same, PIease update
Now I am at peace. Everything wiII be sorted out now.
What, are you trying to escape?
Everything is drowned
We aren't scared of you.
I wiII give you one more chance. Give me the money and end this
Or the probIem wiII be grave - What probIem wiII be grave.
The worst that can happen is that their wives wiII divorce them
Dear sisters, don't troubIe us - Then get us the money.
What money are you taIking about?
Let mejust get done with this caII and I wiII show you
Who is it? - CI Imran KhaIid
Brother is everyone ready
WeII, we are getting out sir.
Get ready. Your kids' wedding is to be heId under poIice protection
Why is it?
If there is any probIem from the home then we might need the poIice.
Three vehicIes are standing outside that wiII escort you to the church
I wiII go to the quarters and reach there
Are the girIs around there?
Which? Yes.
Get ready and reach. I have made aII the arrangements from my end.
But sir....
What, is there something wrong? TeII me I wiII trash everyone
That is not sir. But...
Then go quickIy to the Church
Where are you, we are waiting outside the resort
I wiII be there now.
They are waiting.
Did you hear they are waiting
If you Iove your Iife don't come to the church
So everything as said,
- you wait at the raiIway station and we wiII come back after aII the rituaIs
1 Hour
You can see the Madgaon station by then
Ok then.
The church has reached for reaI,
- wiII we have to marry them for reaI as weII.
I don't know
This is for the first time that I am feeIing scared ...
- whiIe being at a church
Sunny Brother, things are going out of hand. Can you caII the CI?
I am doing so
Come outside
QuickIy everyone get down
You aIso get ready
The brides and the grooms have reached
Sir, we have prepared everything. They just need to tie the garIand
Leave me, I don't want this
This is Iike taking the kids to join LKG
Ask CI sirto come soon
CI sir wiII come before wedding
What is he saying?
That CI wiII come before marriage
Who are aII these? Have they come for the prayers
No, they have come for the wedding.
I have invited everyone from the neighborhood
Why?
What is a wedding without peopIe?
Like you asked that day sir,
- I have arranged for everything aIong with the dress.
The rooms are ready, go get ready
I wiII go and caII the priest.
What did the sir said that day?
Nothing. The wedding wiII not take pIace.
Let the CI come, I wiII taIk to him and sort this out.
I am an expert at pIeading
Then to the raiIway station
Are you sure?
It is me who is saying it. Be confident.
Go and change your cIothes soon.
I wiII kiII you
This church is oId, it has a pungent smeII
Stop taIking about the antics and caII the CI, man.
Man?
Brother. PIease caII
I just caIIed CI, wiII caII again. Let him come into some range
This is going to end up us in some troubIe.
I think we are aIready in troubIe
There is no probIem.
- Let the CI come, I wiII taIk to him and sort this out
Dress up smartIy and be ready
And yes, in a situation we shouId try to buiId our wiII power.
Hey, I am going to escape. If you are coming then come aIong
- The rest we wiII see then I am coming
What is this?
We are not ready to fooI around with our Iives
Come here
We wiII go there Iater. It is the cemetery there
What are the grooms doing behind the church?
Happy, I am happy. My bIessings are with you
Sir, there is a smaII probIem.
If we don't teII this now, it wiII be a big probIem
Your marriage is a matter of seIf respect to me
Not because you are a maIayaIi
- but because there is a goodness behind your decision
- and that is why I have taken it as my own work
Go, Go.
I toId you we aII wiII get trapped
I pIayed this game for aII of us. Don't bIamejust me for this
They are not taIking anything about the money
What if they reaIIy want to get married to us?
We haven't got the money and we wiII end up in the troubIe
WiII you stop this? What is your decision?
We are dragged into this troubIe and sunny brother escaped
Look, Iet us pIead to him forthe Iast time.
I am not going to beg but Iet us taIk to him face to face
We wiII teII.
I don't want to hear anything.
Trash him and break his bones and put him in the Iock up.
He is asking them to be put in the Iock up without underwear.
In that case I don't have a probIem
Why?
Because, after marriage I wear the traditionaI undergarment
AIright, the rest I wiII come and give.
It is a case of fraud, they aII fake some or the other roIe.
What?
What is it? Seems Iike you have to say something
We shouId Iose our confidence. Come
What is it?
Sirthey have to say something
Say it.
This... what do you think about our dressing
Does the dressing Iook fine?
The bIack aIways suited us
So you are asking random questions to the CI?
The ones you have to fIirt and be romantic are here. Here they come.
CI sir, it is time to tie the knot.
Hey...
Hey, go there
Come cIoser.
Stand more cIose.
Are you brides ready to share the Iife's happiness, sorrow, growth and downfaII?
What is he saying?
Are you brides ready to share the Iife's happiness, sorrow, growth and downfaII?
That is what he asked. - Yes
Are you grooms aIso ready?
No. We are not ready.
They said that they are not ready.
What?
In front of the Iord who was crucified to save the truth...
...we want to teII the truth as it is.
Punish us with the beIt, give us the thorn crown or naiI us for what we say
But we are not ready
This is the punishment that god has given us for cheating our wives.
This confession in front of the Iord
What is aII these?
Sir, Father.. we aII are married. We have three kind and good wives
So even if the head goes, we won't get married to these women.
These three women are fraud, father.
How can you say that?
You have agreed to marry these three women.
He is the reason for aII the troubIe. He is. He is.
He is the one who cheated aII of us.
So aII of you were pIaying a drama here. Tie the Knot.
No. We won't
Look at these women and then say you won't
Abhirami, it is her standing here.
Tina and Abhirami
These are my .. no, this is my wife.
This is mine This is the onIy one.
Yes, sir. They are their reaI wives
Stupid guys. Our wives knew everything.
When we were in troubIe, they were taking everything forward
2 crore.
We know everything. What our husbands did was wrong.
But there were mistakes from your end as weII
Either marriage or the money we have demanded
So this is a trap
This is a trap they created, Iet our husbands take some tension
Let them not know that we know this
These girIs wiII try to trap our husbands and we wiII trap these girIs.
So you knew everything
They didn't go to the raiIway station, instead they came to the church.
They were not aIone.
The Sania Group was with them aIong with their Iovers
Our wives inquired about the Sania group...
...and they found detaiIs about their Iovers.
They found the guys across Goa and presented these girIs trap to them.
Even Sania group was scared that things are going out of hand...
...with the church and the wedding cIosing in
That is when our wives aIong with these girIs' Iovers came to the church.
And that is when they reaIized that they were trapped.
Our wives trapped them more smartIy than the way they trapped us.
I went to sIap these girIs and saw our wives forgiving them.
So things are aII sorted out.
And therefore thought I shouId give a twist to the end of the whoIe situation.
Forgive me
WiII just twist a twist to you...
Sir, we seek forgiveness forthe wrong that our husbands did.
Sir, even if we die, we wont come to Goa
What is wrong with Goa?
You shouId come.
You shouId come again but not by fooIing your wives...
...instead bring your wives aIong and that too happiIy
And then, Ietting you go without punishing anyone...
...for aII the troubIe it wouId be a shame for Goa poIice.
Since you are the master mind behind aII these...
Crop your hair, take a bath, come and meet me at the station...
...and then you may go.
Do you have any probIem? -Am happy
So everyone is here.
Speaking Iike a brother to you, I have to say this.
Train is a pubIic transport.
Do not behave in a manner that wouId disturb otherfeIIow passengers.
Do not drink or do not force anyone to drink in the train.
If someone does aII of these.. Oh my god
Come sir.
My wife has just deIivered.
Must be the TT in the train.
Who is he?
Who? - Someone
Someone's someone
They know the song
Is it Ok? - Ok
LaI brother, just move away.
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''The BIue Sky's, the army of cIoud's Down came the Iucky pot''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''The Iucky pot that feII and broke, Whoever made a neckIace out of it''
''On the shores, in the mud house. The beauty is bIowing the fire''
''A thousands hand, or the earth's chiId Who wiII make the shieId out of goId''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''Have unwrapped the mist, The Iocks have woken to the morning''
''The stars Iike a Iamp cIuster Or Iike the a bunch of fIowers''
''Who is that woman Who came in that goIden paIanquin''
''Is she a goIden princess''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''
''The BIue Sky's, the army of cIoud's Down came the Iucky pot''
''Beyond the jungIe fIower groove, The goId meIted away that much''
''The wind wearing the ShieId Vanished away so quickIy''